Bad Pick Up Lines

Man: "So
what do you do for a living?"
Woman:
"I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Haven't
we met before?"
Woman:
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Venereal Disease Clinic."

Man: "Haven't
I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah,
that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is
this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes,
and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So,
wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well,
I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your
place or mine?"
Woman: "Both.
You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd
like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's
in the phone book."
Man: "But
I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's
in the phone book too."

Man: "What
sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No
Parking."

Man: "Hey,
baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do
Not Enter."

Man: "How
do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman:
"Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey,
come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah!
Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I
can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh.
You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "Hey
cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry,
I don't date outside my species."

Man: "May
I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why?
Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

Man: "Your
hair color is fabulous."
Woman: "Thank
you. It's in aisle three at the corner drug store."

Man: "Your
body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry,
there are no services today."

Man: "I'd
go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good!
Let's start with your bank account."

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