Stupid Quotes

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[color=#ff9900][color=#ea7000]"Most
cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."

- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"The team has come along slow
but fast."

- Casey Stengel, Baseball player/manager

[size=9][color:4181=#ff9900:4181]"I
think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose
Game 5."

- Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player

[color:4181=#666666:4181]"China is a big country, inhabited
by many Chinese."

- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

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[color=#ff9900][color=#ea7000]"Football
players win football games."

- Chuck Knox, football coach

"Most lies about blondes are false."

- Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish
for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"It is wonderful to be here in the
great state of Chicago"

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"It's time for the human race to enter the
solar system!"

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned
mission to Mars

[color:4181=#666666:4181]"I love California, I practically
grew up in Phoenix."

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

[color:4181=#ea7000:4181]"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball
seemed to hang in the air for even longer."

- David Acfield

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[color=#ff9900][color=#ea7000]I
have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree
with them."

- George Bush, former U.S. President

"It is white."

- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a
student in East London

[size=9][color:b033=#ff9900:b033]"If
it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

- George Gobel

[color:b033=#666666:b033]"If you think is was an accident,
applaud."

- Geraldo Rivera, talk show host, to his audience on Natalie Wood's
drowning

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[color=#ff9900][color=#ea7000]"I
cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity."

- Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

"Does the album have any songs you
like that aren't on it?

- Harry News, music reviewer

"Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is
six-foot-one and 212 years old."

- Herb Score, Sportscaster

"I do not like this word "bomb."
It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."

- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

"I don't want to ever, ever do something
in life that isn't fun. Ever."

- Jennifer Love Hewitt, Actress, in the February Cosmopolitan.

"We're going to move left and right
at the same time."

- Jerry Brown, Governor of California

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from
my dad."

- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

[color:b033=#666666:b033]"Traditionally, most of Australia's
imports come from overseas."

- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery[color:b033=#666666:b033]

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