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|  Subject: SMS/Texts Jokes  Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:00 am | |
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A family researcher: sir, sino pong decision maker sa inyong tahanan?
Husband: dear, sino raw ang naagdedesisyon dito sa bahay?
Wife: eh, di siempre ikaw.
Husband: ako raw po, sabi ni misis.
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| | Subject: Re: SMS/Texts Jokes Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:02 am | |
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Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. .
Guro: Ano to?
Estudyante: Prayer ko po, maam!
Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!
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| | Subject: Re: SMS/Texts Jokes Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:03 am | |
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CHARLIE: Kumusta ka na? Ako, sinuwerte pagka-graduate natin ng
Engineering, nakapagtrabaho agad ako sa isang construction firm. Ikaw,
saan ka ngayon?
MARLON: Chemist na ako ngayon.
CHARLIE: Ibig mong sabihin nag-aral ka uli?
MARLON: Hinde, KE MISIS na ako umaasa.
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| | Subject: Re: SMS/Texts Jokes Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:04 am | |
| a mental patient is singing while lying on a hospital bed.
after a song dumapa sya the nurse asked...
"O, bakit ka bumaliktad?"
he answered:
"Adik ka ba?! Side B na kaya!"
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| | Subject: Re: SMS/Texts Jokes Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:05 am | |
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Girl: Hubad mo na bra ko.
Boy: Iyan hubad na.
Girl: Hubad mo na rin panty ko.
Boy: Yan hubad na rin.
Girl: Sa susuenod huwag na huwag mong gagamitin ang mga gamit ko, walanghiya kaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
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| | Subject: Re: SMS/Texts Jokes Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:06 am | |
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Woman:Hoy, mister!! cno tong baby na nagtetext, ha?!
Man: ah, kumpare ko yan, baby lng palayaw
Woman: Ganun ba? Sabi nya di raw kayo 2loy at my mens daw sya..
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| | Subject: Re: SMS/Texts Jokes Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:07 am | |
| isang araw, nagpacheck up si lolo ...
DOC: Lolo, I need your urine, stool, and semen sample.
LOLO: Ano daw sabi?
LOLA: Ibigay mo na lang brief mo, nandun na lahat yun!
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| | Subject: Re: SMS/Texts Jokes Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:08 am | |
| MR: Badbreath ka na naman love
MRS: Naku, lasing ka na naman animal ka! Umayos k nga sa paghiga mo, para hindi yang pek 2x ko ang kausap mo.
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| | Subject: Re: SMS/Texts Jokes Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:09 am | |
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"Youll never know
what uve got till
its gone.. And once
you lose it, you can
never get it back.."
--- snatcher sa Recto ---
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| | Subject: Re: SMS/Texts Jokes Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:09 am | |
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Konduktor: Lola psensiya na po kc puno na! Payag po ba kyo ng Patayo?
Lola: Tinamaan ka ng Lintek kung inabot mo lang ang kabataan ko, kahit patuwad payag ako!
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| | Subject: Re: SMS/Texts Jokes Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:10 am | |
| Ale: Doc, meron po akong brownish discharge. Parang na- infect.
Duktor: Gaano kadalas ka mag-sex?
Ale: Once a year po.
Duktor: Ahh, hindi yan infection, KALAWANG YAN!! | |
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