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A family researcher: sir, sino pong decision maker sa inyong tahanan?


Husband: dear, sino raw ang naagdedesisyon dito sa bahay?


Wife: eh, di siempre ikaw.


Husband: ako raw po, sabi ni misis.
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Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. .


Guro: Ano to?


Estudyante: Prayer ko po, maam!


Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?


Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!
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CHARLIE: Kumusta ka na? Ako, sinuwerte pagka-graduate natin ng
Engineering, nakapagtrabaho agad ako sa isang construction firm. Ikaw,
saan ka ngayon?


MARLON: Chemist na ako ngayon.


CHARLIE: Ibig mong sabihin nag-aral ka uli?


MARLON: Hinde, KE MISIS na ako umaasa.
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PostSubject: Re: SMS/Texts Jokes   SMS/Texts Jokes Icon_minitimeSat Jul 14, 2007 11:04 am

a mental patient is singing while lying on a hospital bed.


after a song dumapa sya the nurse asked...


"O, bakit ka bumaliktad?"


he answered:


"Adik ka ba?! Side B na kaya!"
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Girl: Hubad mo na bra ko.


Boy: Iyan hubad na.


Girl: Hubad mo na rin panty ko.


Boy: Yan hubad na rin.


Girl: Sa susuenod huwag na huwag mong gagamitin ang mga gamit ko, walanghiya kaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
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Woman:Hoy, mister!! cno tong baby na nagtetext, ha?!


Man: ah, kumpare ko yan, baby lng palayaw


Woman: Ganun ba? Sabi nya di raw kayo 2loy at my mens daw sya..


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isang araw, nagpacheck up si lolo ...


DOC: Lolo, I need your urine, stool, and semen sample.


LOLO: Ano daw sabi?


LOLA: Ibigay mo na lang brief mo, nandun na lahat yun!


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MR: Badbreath ka na naman love




MRS: Naku, lasing ka na naman animal ka! Umayos k nga sa paghiga mo, para hindi yang pek 2x ko ang kausap mo.


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"Youll never know


what uve got till


its gone.. And once


you lose it, you can


never get it back.."










--- snatcher sa Recto ---


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Konduktor: Lola psensiya na po kc puno na! Payag po ba kyo ng Patayo?


Lola: Tinamaan ka ng Lintek kung inabot mo lang ang kabataan ko, kahit patuwad payag ako!


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Ale: Doc, meron po akong brownish discharge. Parang na- infect.


Duktor: Gaano kadalas ka mag-sex?


Ale: Once a year po.


Duktor: Ahh, hindi yan infection, KALAWANG YAN!!
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